Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.
This is transcendental.
THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS
look at this picture
when you see it, you cannot unsee it
it’s a woman
PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT
it took me 5 minutes to find her
I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva
Iggy Azalea performing at Îlesoniq Festival in Canada. (x)
goals in life;
- have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
- be that friend
I bought these socks at primark when I was in London because I thought it’d be funny to wear them to school and I just tried them and Harry’s face became disfigured immediately I can’t stop fucking laughing who the hell thought this was a good idea