SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD
WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
"Fuck you" well if you insist.
"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist
Butterfly - 2013
Videographers & Light Design -
Mimi Antolovic, Den Baruca, Uros Vovk.
You’re a fan of Justin Bieber? Name three of his criminal offenses
when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you
I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS
well you are gonna just adore my penis
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your cash motherfucker
I got this from a children’s joke website but just added the word motherfucker at the end