when someone you barely know jokes on you
i wish i was a sim so i could get fit after one cardio work out
Peeta practices his pole dancing moves
I’m literally dying in the car and my mom is silently judging me
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
i swear to god if i see another person saying ‘if you think obesity is bad, you’re a fat shamer!!’
obesity is a real problem that causes lots of diseases
and just because i don’t like obesity, doesn’t mean i don’t like obese people
it’s like, i hate cancer, but i don’t hate people with cancer or shame people who have cancer
The danger of returning to childhood games.
"I’m not assigning any homework tonight…"
"…so that you can study for the test I’m giving you tomorrow."
Exactly the kind of relationship I’m looking for