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Shailene Woodley photographed by Thomas Whiteside for Elle Magazine, Nov. 2013

Shailene Woodley photographed by Thomas Whiteside for Elle Magazine, Nov. 2013

octopuswithamoustache:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

I actually had a conversation about this with a friend living in England.
(For whatever reason orange juice came up)Me: “I prefer it without pulp.”Chelle: “What the fuck is pulp? You mean juicy bits?”Me: “What the fuck are juicy bits???”

octopuswithamoustache:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

I actually had a conversation about this with a friend living in England.

(For whatever reason orange juice came up)
Me: “I prefer it without pulp.”
Chelle: “What the fuck is pulp? You mean juicy bits?”
Me: “What the fuck are juicy bits???”

chronicgigglefits:

askainleymaster:

so are people high while trying to learn about Christianity or

just a severed leg that hopped around  

chronicgigglefits:

askainleymaster:

so are people high while trying to learn about Christianity or

just a severed leg that hopped around  


Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.
I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.

I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

robotsatthedisco:

puppytierjade:

robotsatthedisco:

you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

yes you can

shut up nerd

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

iguanamouth:

when people you dont like start hitting on you

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5 am and alone with your thoughts is a scary place

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

thewhimsyturtle:

Apple Tree, Part 4
(Parts 1, 2, and 3)

Mommy’s apple tree started to grow apples! But for the third or fourth year in a row, the apples have stopped growing and are all falling off the tree already. They look and smell like tiny apples, even on the inside, but they are about as unripe as apples can get! Maybe next year will be the year we finally get proper apples?

In the meantime, these tiny not-quite-apples smell perfectly nom-worth to me! If only they would stop rolling away from me..

monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE